All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner. Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

Droppin the link to the EFF website save you the search

Glaceon in the pic

Na don’t make em eat the canned food, you probably know what’s in the cans anyway. What you have to do is make fun of them for thinking this is a rational response. For the rest of their life it’s “Careful don’t make Carl mad or he’ll be after your labels!” or " what are you gonna do fuck with the cans again?" this will cause childhood emotional trauma making them a more interesting and funny person or turning them bat shit insane. When they talk about it with their therapist in their 30’s they’ll storm out of the appointment because the shrink snorted at bare Can Carl, or talk about it on stage at the giggle hut down town

you gotta touch the butt that’s the trick

this is supposed to be ironic right? its like too on the nose to use the bad guy who has literally enslaved a planet before destroying it just so serve his own ends telling you to do something that is impossible

Most millennials are approaching 40. get off our balls WSJ you old fucks did this

when people ask what your hobby is you should say “shipping”

They loved to do that shit in the 90’s. It got to where if someone threw a punch you went all out because you knew everyone was getting suspended no matter what