Careful, if the Republicans get wind of this they’ll start calling snails a woke, radical trans plot.

“No no, I’m a legal resident, I’ll be fine!”

the leopards will find this one extra tasty.

I’m no big fan of the idiots in my state that enabled Trump, but Pennsylvania (even accounting for Fetterman, the traitorous fuck) is nowhere near the shithole Ohio is.

As a Pennsylvanian, I am also ecstatic that we get to join Canada and Ohio doesn’t. God please yes put a solid border between us and Ohio.