“Instead, the disclosure claims that the memo was rolled out in a secretive manner in which some agents were verbally briefed while others were allowed to view it but not keep a copy,” Blumenthal said. “It was reportedly clear that anyone who openly spoke out against this new directive would be fired.”

Seems like they know it’s not

The cloud is basically by definition someone else’s computer, kind of inherently opposed to user control

I’m trying to figure out whether this is a felony or not under the notorious CFAA

In practice, any ordinary computer has come under the jurisdiction of the law, including cellphones, due to the interstate nature of most Internet communication.

Maybe it depends on whether those speakers are only bluetooth or somehow internet connected?

It’s crazy to me that cars can legally phone home at all

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

Every post is a diaper. It will need changing. Often.

If this isn’t satire I don’t know what to think