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Holy snapping duckshit, they’re deranged beyond all ability to measure. Subhuman primates banging rocks for fun.

Language is descriptive, so there’s nothing stopping you from using “rooves”, other than what typically results from using words others may not understand. Get enough people over long enough a timeline, and “rooves” becomes the norm, and “roofs” becomes archaic. Just gotta put in the effort.