it was the grassy knoll all along.

That’s my point.

That’s not Early Modern English. Confusingly, Earky Modern is a precursor to the language we speak today.

It’s close enough a language that we can kinda muddle through it, we can translate it and most will never realize they did more than change some spelling, but most people have still never see it performed in the original- mostly because we would be muddling through missing things

eh. I’m not taking that bet.

people are dumb.

considering that shakespear’s plays were written in early modern English- which is basically an entirely different language than we speak today… the vast majoriity of people alive today would never actually recognize one.

A translation of one, sure. but nope. they probably wouldn’t even understand it.

I wouldn’t let my nephew see that news segment either. Just because it exists in the world doesn’t mean they have to be exposed to it before they’re ready.

Don’t be an ass.

saying so in front of the daughter is low key savage.

But it always boggles my mind when adults are shocked and horrified that predators …predate. Especially non-vegans.

Like Bro. Hommie needs to eat, and they can’t live off beans. (well, maybe coyotes can.)