It’s only celebration if it comes from Celebration, FL.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling grave dancing.

You might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong

Modern Devs: “8 Gb??? That’s 2 chrome tabs!”

The biggest mistake of my life was an act of kindness.

I’m still kind when I can be, but I’m always ready to regret.

Yeah… the very fact this is posted as a youtube video reinforces the point of how far we are from this. The issue is, the enshitified internet is not a technology problem… it’s an education/people problem.

The internet will not be better until people are.

You don’t NEED to be fixed if you complement each other’s crazy.

Vibes of when some nature show was picking the best season and they spent half an hour talking about summer, fall, winter, and spring, and then in the end they picked monsoon season, which had not been mentioned even once the entire episode.

I’m taking a moment to appreciate the accessibility text for people who can’t view images captured as part of the image. It’s like, Acception.