That last part really hits. The trains around here had a major outage last week, leaving me and like 100 other people stranded outside in the rain for like 3 hours. We all came together in solidarity, as hating DB is the greatest unifier.

Turkey-sized is totally fine with me, they make teeny tiny happy hoodies!

Man I wanna see that youtube dog grooming lady bathe a velociraptor. Bet they would look very cute in a happy hoodie while being blow-dried 🥺