That explains the divorce

YOU CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LOAN WITH A HUMBLE INTEREST RATE OF 900%. SIMILAR BETTER RATE THAN STUDET DEBTS.

OH, YOU DIDN’T KNOW. WE INCREASED OUR PRICES TO MAINTAIN THE QUALITY OF OUR SERVICES. THIS DECISION WAS NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY.

JOFFRY CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED YOUR “CROCODILE TEARS” PACKAGE. YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR SUBSCRIBTION TO “CRY ME A RIVER” FOR UNLIMITED TEARS.

DON’T COME BACK CRYING WHEN IT LEAVES YOU LIKE THE HONEY BADGER DID

YOU GAVE IT A NAME?!!!

NO IT IS NOT, IT IS OUR NEIGHBOUR’S POSSUM. PLEASE STOP TOUCHING IT

I SAID THAT’S WHY SUBTITLES ARE AWESOME

That’s why subtitles are awesome