The handy men did manage to kill one of our roses by salting our sidewalk against weeds.

Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

Bit like the Una bomber then?

Where does “drop F-18s into the ocean” fit into all this?

The only friends requests I get on Facebook is rando gay men that want to bang so yes, it is because they assume you are a rando that wants to bang.

How did they never pay for anything? Shoplifting? Are they literally a statue of a Confederate general?