There’s a few that hang around my yard. They gobble up annoying pests and there’s one that seems to visit me deliberately. We hang out for a bit and then she goes off to her duties.

No this seems like some made up scenario. Complete bullshit, if you will. But, go off.

Gotta get the spandex jawns. Or the ones that look like jeans and feel like sweatpants. But I still am immediately in my jammies when home.

throw a smidge of butter in there to complete the dish

I work with older guys. Unix engineers. They’re a bit reticent to change. They’ve been at it for 20+ years on average so they sneer at this Agile stuff. And I don’t blame them. They are at least interested in automation so I’ve slowly been getting them involved there. Positive movement there so far just takes time and lots of conversations.

These dudes you describe sound like total imbeciles.