🤡🤡🤡

Jesus comes, kills everyone, proceeds immediately to play Crash Bandicoot on PS1

Death is obviously still part of it, just that now it’s externalized

🥹🥹🥹

They’re a hazard and should be only worn — in their safety form — by asian workers in heavy industry.

Wear sandals. Crocs are made out of crushed dreams and lullabies.

Those are solid ironic examples. It’s normal, sadly, yeah. Like wearing non-zero drop, narrow toebox shoes, especially high heels. Or polyester. Or branded clothing. Or flipflops. Normal but dismal.

Imagine wearing a suit and a tie unironically

Thought for a sec it was a manipulated image

INITIATE TANGENTIALLY UNPREDICTABLE ACTIONS

“Pws comswume 🥺”

This is God’s intention, stop fighting it

Fuck. Cars.

Including electric ones.

Including asphalt.