This copypasta came from 4chan before Lemmy ever existed.

I cannot tell the scale of this image. It looks like model planes on patio stones

Dibs on not being the butt muncher

Yeah that was the joke

Sam McGee just wants to do free climbing

Never played it. I am a big fan of floor hockey though. Used to play all the time.

Arguing with a Canadian about hockey isn’t going to get either of us anywhere.

Summer has field hockey, sure, but that’s just a variant. Only one has hockey.

One has hockey, so one is objectively better.