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I think that’s because The Guardian is a British news organization so random words have a different meaning. Nought is zero and cookies are biscuits.

I have some bad news for you. MySpace changed ownership several times and the current owners did a botched server migration with no backup.

My tapeworm tells me what to do!

Like the time I went over to a rich friend’s house and their mom got upset because I dried my hands with the fancy towel hanging next to the sink.

Sorry I was quoting the prominent Civil War historian Donald Trump

Never deploy uphill, me boys!

Kenya believe it!