I feel the need to flex that a previous comment of mine may have inspired this post

retteb stihs tsop sihT

Then who did the surgery on my son??

Wizard, cease casting your aging spells upon me. My bones are already so brittle…

It’s funny because it’s true

Listen, sport, what you don’t understand is that you can be a great mechanic, but that doesn’t mean that you know SHIT about the race. Fact is, you’re gonna just carefully turn your corners, brake when you should accelerate, and stay in the pit when you could be circling those losers on two broken axles. Yeah, sure, you risk a little spinout once in a while. You just gotta get the car back straight and get in the race again. And yeah, you might crash. That’s why you wear a flame-retardant suit. And yeah, the fiery explosion might kill, maim, and injure all the fans, their children, burn all the small defenceless animals in the vicinity, and the resulting pollutants will likely give cancer to the staff & crew. But that’s what the insurance is for! And yeah, it’s expensive, but y’all got to get together and pool your money, or else people in the racing seat don’t get their trophies for winning, or exorbitant salaries as consolation prizes.

all the based girls beat up the boys, this has always been

We’ve said the word exploit so many fucking times they’ve lost all damn meaning!

I apologize for the exploitives.

I, too, once indulged these scenarios to get the human contact I craved. My mother no longer lavished me with her form of affection - violence - so I had to rely on the only motherly and fatherly figures I had. The prom king and queen to be. It made me feel like the prom prince when they would hold me while making me bob for crapples (swirlies,) get me to join sports like dunking me into a trash can, or even just some good old fashioned cuddles like being choke slammed.

Unfortunately, nothing good lasts forever, as they moved away for college. I, being too socially inundated by my vast intellect to thrive in such a human interfacing, had to stay behind and pursue my cultural studies (hentai) and strenuous mental conditioning (nofapping.)

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

It’s because most anvils were tuned to G. It was considered the original root scale step because anvils often worked best when tuned to G. But back in those days, it was called Sol (Solfège.) In french, Sol means ground, which is at the bottom. Ergo, every hammer driven by the smith was really just a sort of mating call that sent all the bottoms running to the smith’s doorstep. This is where the expression “she built like an anvil” comes from

omg twinsies

I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

I watch it on H

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

wait were talking about the reddit app right?

there was a second one? did they hit the second apollo tower?

anywhere densely populated really

Hydropower causes more deaths than nuclear reactors

sauce

Edit: sorry, changed the link because I had copied the wrong one. New one is not AI slop, I apologize

You have to watch it in H

There’s a blessed, graceful quality to this meme I just can’t quite put my finger on…

Oh setsneedtofeed, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.