• neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    When I come home from a humid bar crawl, I always crave greasy food and a messy kernel upgrade

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        2 months ago

        You know what’s never happened? Someone coming home way too late after too much to drink, stumbling into the kitchen going “I could really go for an apple right now!”

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          2 months ago

          Smoking too much weed is stereotyped with eating junk food, but no fruit has ever tasted better to me than when I’m blazed.