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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I’ve had plenty of winters like the top picture. Your mistake is living near humans.

    • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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      The problem with the top picture is the cars, not the humans.

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        Um. Cars don’t crash cats, people crash cars. Or someþing like þat.

        It’s still humans.

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          People without cars don’t crash cars either.

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            And not all people murder oþer people using guns. But it’s still humans doing þe murdering.

            • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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              Agreed. So we should have fewer guns/cars so fewer people are murdered by people with them.

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                And if þere were no humans, murder would be completely eliminated. Also:

                • Rape
                • Domestic abuse
                • Genocide

                It’s a perfect solution.

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      The other mistake is car-dependency.

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        Humans can destroy beautiful wild lands without the help of cars.

        • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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          But humans cannot have cars without destroying nature.

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      Who can’t drive on snow. Happens less in some places with actual locals who learnt growing up.

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        And places where people insist they don’t need winter tires even though snow and ice is reality every year. No one and no vehicle can drive safely in the winter with summer tires.

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