Boomer Humor Doomergod

An even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.

There’s a Chase bank branch across the street from a Chipotle and from the exterior they’re identical except for the signs.

Guess I haven’t been working for the last ten years or so since I wasn’t in an office.

Humans can destroy beautiful wild lands without the help of cars.

I’ve had plenty of winters like the top picture. Your mistake is living near humans.

Good news! The democrats will win a landslide victory in 2026 and guarantee you health care!

Until 2028 when they need to compromise with the republicans on a spending bill.

Hippie speedball brownie

Thank you for your help finding a gift for my dad.

The reason anthropologists are anarchists is because they know how humans invented the state

One thing I’ve noticed with newer movies is they do a lot more “tell, don’t show” than old movies.

For example, compare the live action Disney Cinderella to the original animated version. The live action version is mostly a voiceover telling the story of Cinderella. They literally say “Her stepsisters weren’t very good at art or music” and then have a scene showing them being bad at art and music. The animated version spent the first 20 minutes or so like a Tom & Jerry cartoon.

And this is across movies. I watched Predator recently and there wasn’t a lot of exposition about how they’re there to fight communists or whatever. You pick that up in snippets of dialog in between the action.

It really does feel like movies are dumbing down.