Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a pharmacy.
I’ll just mention that in Italy the word for potato is also used to refer to pussy.
Well now I have to see some Italian pussy
Boil 'em . . . mash 'em . . . shove 'em up your ass . . . PO-TAY-TOES!
Not that kind of plug, NutWrench
Potatoes are also one of the few foods you can live almost entirely on. If you eat the skin. They have about everything you need, unlike all other staple foods. The problem is you need a lot of them, and they get weird if they freeze. But you could dry them.
Peruvians used to smash them on the rocks and freeze dry them in the cold Andean air to preserve them for the winters up there above 10k feet.
I saw that movie.
Which movie is that? I just read about it in a news article before the news turned into shit.
The Martian. He gets trapped on Mars, and calculates out how long it’s going to take to get rescued, how much food he will require, and decides to create a potato farm, and grow potatoes in a his own poop.
They forgot that you can make a potato into a perfectly suitable pipe for smoking weed. Also an apple.
When you got weed and no papers, you get creative.
How do you make a potato into an apple man?
by saying it’s French name “pomme de terre”… basically dirt apple
Dude, you’ve had so much, you blew the joke, which was “Why would you smoke an Apple, man?”
Quit hogging the potato and pass it.
Nah man smoked apples are delicious
I never understood why people did this. You can also turn an empty pop or beer can into a pipe so much easier. And they’re ubiquitous, unlike apples and potatoes.
You mean dent the can and smoke the paint and plastic inner coating instead of just asking a dude for some papes
Those aren‘t just anxiety drugs. Lorazepam is a literal Benzo. Which means it literally depresses (ie. makes less active) your CNS (brain).
These drugs are highly addictive and tolerance forming. They‘re often prescribed for insomnia since they inhibit brain signalling.
Once your brain forms tolerance it increases excitatory signalling to „counter“ the drug. Which means if you abruptly stop, you get withdrawal. Your brain is „overactive“ you have seizures, loads of horrible symptoms, in some cases people die.
(Not trying to scare people, short term or sporadic use is actually decently safe, it‘s long term high dose use which is dangerous. But basically my point is „anxiety drug“ is underselling what this is.)
Lorazepam’s main purpose is to treat anxiety, though. Calling it an anxiety drug is completely accurate
So what you’re saying is that potatoes are a helluva drug.
Carb coma best coma.
Does this mean that, if I were to take a benzo right before sleep, I shouldn’t dream?
Nah you can still dream. It just means your brain is less active than if you didn’t take the benzo. But some benzos and especially benzo-like drugs can actually give you weird hallucination-type dreams. Specifically thinking of Z-drugs.
Well that sucks.
Still trying to find a way not to dream so much.
Ever since I became chronically ill I feel like I dream way more and my dreams are less comfortable…
This might be pro-potato propaganda from big potato to drive up demand after the potato market crash in Europe. I’m gonna make mash with mine.
Big Potato is my favorite rapper
God I love potatoes.
That is all
Potato tubers, YouTubers who talk about potatoes a lot.
“What’s up you guys? This is Tater-Todd and welcome to my four hour deep dive into the Disturbing History of the Yukon Gold Potato…”
Sorry, I need a potato themed wiafu vtuber or It’s not going to hold my attention.
… this may or may not have been my first thought
TIL that I’m growing Ativan in my garden this year.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, inject 'em.
The first color photos were composed by tri-colored sensitized potato crums/particles.
You’re welcome.
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
Good thing I made potato soup yesterday.
