If it is true, than this is extremely hilarious.
Yer Fond of me lobster, ain’t ye, Mario?
Fun ✅ Fact ❌
I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!
And may I add
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I want my coffee and my danish right NOW NOW NOW!
The director didn’t have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).
I choose to believe this
Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.
Dont forget about batman
I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!
Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.
guns akimbo was peak movie watching experience
That remains the only movie I’ve snuck liquor into. Zero regrets. The movie is made to be watched while buzzed and as high as one can be while watching a movie.
I didn’t care for him specifically but the movie The Devil All the Time was solid to me. Slow burn.
A highly underrated film
I’ve heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.
Apparently Pattinson hates Twilight as well, it just paid really good
the king with Tim Shallomé
It’s actually shallot-met, like when you meet an onion
Rhymes with Baloney.
Homie
He was also Cedric Diggory from the 4th Happy Potter movie
Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?
Michael Keaton was in this movie?
Pff Clooney’s been better than this
Nipples!
Well I mean bats are mammals…
Bat-Nipples
He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.
That’s very generous of you!
I gave him so much I couldn’t afford a t 😂
It’s the mustache. He was 33 here.
We’re all old down here
Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂
Its-a-mee, Pattinson!
Its-a-mee, Roberto!
I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.
Funny, but not true.
Yeah, they didn’t shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.
Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community
That’s funny, and true…
Is he vaping in that pic?
Most definitely
