just pretend this is green

  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    2 days ago

    Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate

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      23 hours ago

      Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid’s neighborhood, there’s inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I’ve interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them “No no no, there’s no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic.”