just pretend this is green
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
“So, any takers?”
This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about
Well to be fair to the guy the first step would be to find a set of twins. It won’t help him at all but that would be the first step.
The first step is to level up your attraction levels. Status, money, fame, power, and let’s not forget physical attraction.
The first step is to learn basic social skills so he doesn’t make said twins disregard him the moment he meets them. First impressions are important.
That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
Lowered expectaaations…
Nice, how many of my credit card numbers do you need?
All of them.
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Every time I deliver a pizza to the posh kid’s neighborhood, there’s inevitably a pair of 19 year old twins wearing lingerie, covered in whipped cream, whom I’ve interrupted in the middle of a pillow right. And I have to tell them “No no no, there’s no other way to pay me. I only accept cash or plastic.”
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he’d approve.
Its, ok if its in a threeway
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
…so you took the matter into your own hands?
Both of them?
Insert joke about penis size here
Insert joke about penis count here
My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.
Step one: Become a billionaire
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
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I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that
There’s a window of time in early childhood (up to about the age of 6) where, if raised with other kids, such individuals will develop a repulsion at the idea of having sex with each other. It happens with siblings, but it can also happen with people we’re unrelated to - just growing up in the same household. It’s called the Westermark Effect.
If anon wants a chance at this, his best bet would be to find twins that were raised apart from each other. Quite a tall order.
Love how Westermark decided this was the effect he wanted to put his name on
I think it would be even funnier if he had a different name in mind but the public was like “Nope! This shit is all you bud.”
The Skywalker effect
Worse, twincest creates much more congenital abnormalities. In this case they’re both the same sex so it doesn’t matter really.
twincest cannot cause more abnormalities than “regular” (gross) sibling incest. If a set of twins are of diferent sex they are not identical, ie they come from different sperm and different egg. Same as any sibling pair
Almost… What you’re saying is only true for fraternal or dizygotic twins. It’s possible for a fertilized egg to divide in a way that it separates and both cells grow into twins, these are called monozygotic twins. Now, usually monozygotic twins are usually of the same gender but, there can be mutations. And even in those, the chance of both being fertile is rarer, because of the chance that the mutations usually are X0 leading to Turner’s syndrome in the female child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin (Read the unusual twinning part of the article.)
There’s always a bigger geneticist
how’s it incest if there’s no chance of procreation?
Incest is just “sex between close relatives”. Procreation isn’t necessary.
(In this and similar cases I wouldn’t see an issue with it, btw. If they’re having fun, who am I to judge?)
sounds like an outdated law tbh, incest bad cause it leads to incest babies. no chance of procreation no incest baby
Well incest bad also because it tends to ruin families regardless of gender. Most of the time it resolves around an older sibling taking advantage of a younger child and has the power dynamics of any other type of pedophillia
Even when it’s equitable and between adults people’s psychology treats sexual partners differently. Introducing sexual relationship dynamics : potential jealouslies, the desire of siblings to grow apart and the secrecy pressures of keeping their relationship secret can up the risks of siblings hating each other.
That’s no law, that’s just the definition. Laws concerning incest differ from country to country but afaik they usually involve penis in vagina penetration (because of, frankly, outdated definitions of “sex”) so twin sisters could go at it if they like.
Incest refers to the act, not the product.
The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.
Game of Thrones made it mainstream.
I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl
Have they checked the polycule poster?
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
Reading is hard
Tioleto b server
Nailed it
How…uh…how is their whole life going now?
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There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I’ll be damned
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.
It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.
I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.
