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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours ago

Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies

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Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from partying when he dies.
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    Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.

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      I will happily toast whatever beverage is available.

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        I shall raise my glass of maple syrup!

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