I would totally donate to a gofundme for a jailbreaker to disable the cameras around his grave so a massive grave piss party could ensue.
Meh, sparkling wine or prosecco will be good enough. Actually, I would do some hard whiskey shots in celebration.
Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.
I will happily toast whatever beverage is available.
I shall raise my glass of maple syrup!
Trump dying will not end this.
Depends on how it dies…
In a dementia riddled fever dream? Then, probably not.
Tied to a chair and waterboarded before guillotined to show what should happen to child rapist treasonous wannabe dictators? Then, that should stop it all.The person who downvoted you is a little bitch, full stop.
No, but it’ll be a GREAT start
Tariffs wouldn’t stop me from celebrating either. Going to be an all weeker!
LOL! Love this!
NGL, I could totally see Trump pulling such a stunt.
It’s only celebration if it comes from Celebration, FL.
Otherwise it’s just sparkling grave dancing.
It would be worth paying the tariffs, no matter how high they are.
I can still dance when I’m sober, maybe not as well, but I can still.
I danced when Reagan died. I danced when Bush Sr. died. I’ll dance when Bush Jr. dies, and I’ll dance when Trump dies.
I’d celebrate with warm puddle water if it meant he died faster
This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that.
On the other hand tho, I don’t even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days!
I too swallowed the onion, on this one.
Stock up yall
Guns too
I think most Americans already bought their “trumps dead” champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a “trumps dead” avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.
12 year whistle pig for death… The 21 year is for justice. Luckily and also sadly I doubt I need to even buy the latter but the 12 years been on standby since it just winged him. Wanted to make sure I didn’t miss my opportunity again.
I dont need anything to celebrate his death. The event itself is enough.
I can celebrate that glorious occasion with a warm glass of PFAS-laden tap water for all the mind-blowing bliss I will be feeling then and for more than a few weeks after
