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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago

Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies

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Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies

www.thebeaverton.com

trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from partying when he dies.
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    This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that.

    On the other hand tho, I don’t even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days!

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      I too swallowed the onion, on this one.

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