WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from partying when he dies.
I think most Americans already bought their “trumps dead” champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a “trumps dead” avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.
12 year whistle pig for death… The 21 year is for justice. Luckily and also sadly I doubt I need to even buy the latter but the 12 years been on standby since it just winged him. Wanted to make sure I didn’t miss my opportunity again.
I think most Americans already bought their “trumps dead” champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a “trumps dead” avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.
12 year whistle pig for death… The 21 year is for justice. Luckily and also sadly I doubt I need to even buy the latter but the 12 years been on standby since it just winged him. Wanted to make sure I didn’t miss my opportunity again.