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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

It's the company that counts

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It's the company that counts

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Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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    5 months ago

    the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
    although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….

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      The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.

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        how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?

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          That’s what makes it so much fun!

          I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.

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            I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we’re too low to deploy parachutes!

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            One of those is not like the others :P

            And I mean skydiving. Risks are so much lower. The other three, everyone seems to have a story about an injury. In skydiving, everyone seems to know one dude at the drop zone that has a story of an injury.

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    • TimboSlice@discuss.online
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      Wet sex is dry sex

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      You’re right about the first part, the trick for the second part is just to shift shower time to be foreplay

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      It’s worth it if you have silicone lube… sometimes…

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        For when you want to come out of the shower water repellent, also if that gets on the shower floor it’s game over, someone’s gonna break a spine

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