Well, well, well - somebody actually found an actual quality of Liz “Lettuce” Truss: Memability.
Lettuce be thankful on this blessed day.
It’s the other way around for me
Left is me during the job interview, Right is me the moment onboarding ends.
My PI taught me I don’t want a career in academia. Fuck that. Now I’m a capitalist slave :(
If it’s any consolation, neoliberalism has thoroughly fucked academia as well.
PI? Private Investigator or π? Or both?
Primary Investigator
That usually means Physical Instructor and the meme made a lot of sense to me.
PIs are trained on science that is likely outdated by the time they become professors, rewarded to churn out as many grants as possible, and never given a day of managerial training. Switching to industry after my PhD was a breath of fresh air.
Arrives unelected
Kills the queen
Deletes the economy
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves
What did she mean by this?
I’m very proud to say that my first visit to the UK ever was during the turmulent Truss tenure. It was phenomenal, you folks know how to handle incompetence. I never thought I’d see a head of lettuce destroy a head of state, but the Brits know what they’re doing.
shes famous for lasting less than a HEAD OF CABBAGE. oh and apparently, like jd vance the queen died shortly after she met him.
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You guys have Personal Investigators?
I thought it was a pubic infection
primary/ principal investigator
The secret is to imagine yourself as a cabbage.
It was a lettuce.
One must imagine the lettuce happy.
Ive had some of the first encouraging moments in my career during my advisor meetings this year. Ive been doing this for 8 years 😔
