New Jerusalem

What happens when you turn the light switch off? Does it have a battery?

Hey man fuck you.

The North American continent sheds it’s Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.

United States of Puerto Rico

What’s the ratio of gasoline to maple syrup?

I listened to the audiobook, read by the original author.

It’s… Something.

And chronic lead poisoning

Radical centrists are the arch enemy of Militant Nihilists

Hiding The Fact That You’re Reading Mein Kampf On The Bus For Dummies

Did the person who invented capitalism even get paid for their idea?

I would just do my job extraordinarily poorly and dox everything and everyone I worked with.

What about twins?

Lots of people were in Al-Qaeda because it offered safety from being murdered by Al-Quaeda. Their recruitment process was largely stick, and only a little carrot.

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