Wake up!
Grab a Duff and put on makeup!
Hide the donuts on the table!
Here comes Flanders with a Bible!
I don’t think you trust… In my … self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.
Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3
Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !
Hereyougocreateanother FABLE!
I’m SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know it’s a common reference
I AM THE TABLE!

YOUWANTEDTO!!!
YOU WANTED TO!
Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.
Those were the daaaaays
loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlockedBack when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.
Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!
Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?
Inquiring minds need to know!
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup
In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day








