Very Papers, Please-esque.
checks papers
Says here you’ve been forcefully conscripted into the Russian army, which means you’ll be sent to military training camps, where you’ll be psychologically tortured, beaten and raped.
Buuuut you can avoid all that by signing a contract instead, which gives you more money, an easier time, though you’ll also be fast tracked to the meat assault brigades in Ukraine.
Genuinely. Ukraine should never have given the USSR’s nukes back to Russia.
Nukes are an extremely powerful way to deter an enemy from fucking with you.
Which is probably why the US shits itself at the mere thought of Iran ever having nukes - something they get more and more motivation for as the US continues to fuck with them.
Why is there a picture of Kash Patel staring back at me
