Says here you’ve been forcefully conscripted into the Russian army, which means you’ll be sent to military training camps, where you’ll be psychologically tortured, beaten and raped.
Buuuut you can avoid all that by signing a contract instead, which gives you more money, an easier time, though you’ll also be fast tracked to the meat assault brigades in Ukraine.
Very Papers, Please-esque.
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Says here you’ve been forcefully conscripted into the Russian army, which means you’ll be sent to military training camps, where you’ll be psychologically tortured, beaten and raped.
Buuuut you can avoid all that by signing a contract instead, which gives you more money, an easier time, though you’ll also be fast tracked to the meat assault brigades in Ukraine.