Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 days agoWhite House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvationdisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down10
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minus-squarenull@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoDo not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.