Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?
Obviously in the smoker.
Outside.
Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!
Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?
No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.
Yes.
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?
No shoes, no shirt, no service
Ah I assumed it was a residential building
That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.
Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.
It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless
Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides
Shoes on your scoobie doobie
Snoochie poochies
Yeah, don’t smoke your barefoot pets.
Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here
How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?
So many questions.
Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.
Frank the Pug in shambles.
But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.
Does this include grilling?
Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand…
Tarantino disapproves.
Gotta be a good story behind that!
