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Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham - The Onion

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, […]
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    I was eating my lunch and actually laughed. Beautiful

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