“Harry Potter has been a beloved part of so many of our guests’ lives for decades and we couldn’’t be more excited for Canadians to discover the wizarding world at Tims restaurants,” Hope Bagozzi, Tim Hortons’ chief marketing officer, said in a press release Monday.

So to be clear: the discount Canadian coffee chain where I get my daily slurry of caffeine, cream and sugar syrup alongside a tragic-looking sour-cream-glazed donut and whatever a protein bagel is … is apparently going to become the place to “discover the wizarding world” of an almost three-decade-old book series by a British author who has since pivoted to campaigning against the human rights of trans people.