That’s so open-minded of them. Everyone is welcome.
So… if your visa has expired… can you just join ICE instead?
Everyone apply for ICE!
Either the system gets so bogged down they can’t recruit anyone, or we end up outnumbering them. Either way, we resist them.
I wanna get that 50K signing bonus and then just bail out
Or just applying and forgetting just to tie up their system
Read the fine print for the sign-on bonus to make sure. Either sounds like a worthy use of time, but everyone needs to decide for themselves what they’re willing to do for the resistance; don’t pick a fight just because some guy on the internet said it was a good idea.
Whatever your choice, you’re the only one who will suffer the consequences of it, so it only needs to satisfy you.
it would be hilarious if ICE was full of anti trump personnel
I’m gleefully imagining the Truth Social rant where he calls ICE woke
If just one ICE agent in 50 were a low-key saboteur just quietly, “accidentally” fucking up every single thing that comes their way, it would be disastrous for ICE
Wait so, free money glitch?
Alright, I am in.
It comes at the cost of being an ICE member, and that will follow you for the rest of your life.
If I manage to earn enough money during the ice raids and invest it properly and increase my wealth enough to ditch work forever, I’d say it would be a good exchange.
- Low level thugs tend to not earn that much money. Also applies to organized crime. There’s always superiors taking a cut.
- Going with follows you for the rest of your life, it could easily be that a later regime decides to hold you accountable for having been part of ICE. (Funny thing though, in Germany, the Nazis who got sentenced earlier tended to get more lenient sentences, assuming they weren’t at the top. For example, Hans Bodo Gorgaß, vergasungsartzt in Hadamar, who was after the war convicted of 1000 counts of murder, got out after 11 years and got to live a mostly normal life afterwards. Today teens who worked as Death Camp guards get life sentences. Though, those “teens” are by now in their nineties, so life sentence is not that long)
I will make sure to uphold the current regime then. They can change when I am no longer here
Americans have the opportunity to do a very funny thing now…
I wonder if I, a european, could get enlisted with ICE. Would they be dumb enough for that?
You seriously need to ask? I’ll bet you just act like an angry moronic asshole, and you’re qualified!
They’d probably hire you, but then you’d have some trouble when they need your identifying documents for tax purposes/to get you on the payroll.
i wonder if they are paying under the table too.
someone just leaked 4500 ice members Identies.
Okay so two very funny things.
The Minnesota subreddit apparently knows ICE Agent Greg Bovino.
Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn’t always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:
“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”
That was a fun thread
This is pedo Antoinette’s SA. The SA in Germany terrorized the Jews and opposition into submission by the time the Gestapo took over. The SA was considered undisciplined and the SA leader was killed in the night of the long knives. Members of the SA that didn’t make the cut were sent to fight Hitlers imperialist wars or man the concentration camps.
Nice work! However, an ICE agent is an ICE agent…get the rope!
Imagine them hiring undocumented migrants and never finding out about it
Those are the “good” ones.
Until it’s their turn.
I wonder if I should tell My disabled nonbinary partner to sign up for ICE, grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it
The sign on bonus is a retention bonus for staying 5 years. You, myself, the entire world know he is not good for paying bills.
Every single member eligible hire will be let go at 4 Years 354 days, or just not paid at all. See the $2,000 Check they were going to send to every American.
5 years is crazy, even Elon companies don’t make you wait 5 years for a vest
It’s because the election is a 4 year cycle. He will either be dead, in jail, or emperor supreme by the time the 5 years is up so he will never have to pay.
Ah Art of the deal, See this is why im not president
grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it
Usually sign on bonuses are broken out over a period of time, you’d receive say 25% in your first paycheck, 25% after 3 months, 25% after 6 months and the last 25% after 12 months. Or in my wife’s case when she took a CNA role in 2021 she got $1k in the first paycheck, $1k after 3 months and the last $1k after 6 months for her $3k sign on bonus
I think the case with ICE is 5 years. Which isn’t a crazy time period for large incentives to kick in normally, but the odds of these ICE agents still being employed in 5 years isn’t great if MAGA goes down, and if it doesn’t then 50k won’t buy a decent pair of shoes in 5 years.
So, why aren’t people applying for these jobs so they can go undercover and expose identities and illegal conversations?
If they’re desperate to hire it should be pretty easy to get in.
Probably because that’s a good way to end up dead.
Friendly fire.
I’m not gonna “join the NSDAP” and have that permanently tainting my name just for the off chance of getting that document to “expose” them… which probably wouldn’t do much if there is zero resistance.
I would just do my job extraordinarily poorly and dox everything and everyone I worked with.
Its going to be extremely hard to get another job after too when you have a huge 3 year hole in your resume.
i think a whistleblower just released/doxxed like thousands of members recently
My excuses are:
- I don’t live in the US
- I don’t wanna quit my job.
Could be an interesting holiday for a few weeks. Fly in on a tourist visa, do the theme parks, get a job at ICE posing as a US citizen, leave with enough money to pay the first month’s credit card repayments on your FastPass.
It’s by design. If you want to hire bottom of the barrel, you can’t have any standards or loops to jump through, or you might lose applicants. As a bonus, people who recognize this won’t even apply. As another bonus, articles keep spawning that make ICE out to be a badly run organisation of idiots, when in reality it’s actually exactly what it’s meant to be and run by ruthless fascists.
They are the SA, no ? So what are the SS gonna be and who’s lined up to manage them?
It might not be the best idea to expect this to 1:1 emulate history - ICE is being set up to be both the SA and SS, but neither exactly resemble the former groups. It’s a useful metaphor, but overfitting is possibly a trap for us to fall into.
Sounds like a lot of people who want them to fail could get a job working for them…
ICE IS FUNDING PROTESTORS, ALL OF THESE FAKE PROTESTORS ARE SALARIED BY HOMELAND SECURITY
They’re hiring an army.
An army has fitness tests and boot camps to filter out people unable (or unwilling) to follow orders. This is just them blindly opening the door to meet impossible hiring targets so the Whitehouse nut jobs don’t yell at them
The army actually puts the effort into make sure they don’t hire psychos. You want people who will follow orders and not just go off and do their own thing because they like power.
no the military looks for people who dont question orders.
