Girl that is like so much soy 😭😭😭 you’re like the potato guy* I met but for soy

*potato guy: decided to eat only potatoes for 6 weeks, slight amount of milk and salt being a treat on the weekends. He heard that potatoes had all essential nutrients. He gave up bc he became ill in that last week. Yes he’s heterosexual.

At least their patriarchy came with gay sex ☹️

I’m just like Ghoulia from Monster High:

• smart as af
• gives good brain
• wants good brain
• massive, huge, thick, Juicy amygdalas
• keeps it sloppppy
• incoherent
• scolioSIS
• dresses cunt
• pallid corpse blue

We’re literally twins

who need they amygdalussy ate

Who made the bluesimmon