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Paying beta testers.

Will #7 shock me?

Took me a moment. That’s the stage we’re at. I could see it happen.

Most computer terminology was created by neckbeard engineers in the early 60’s who hadn’t seen a vagina since they came out through one. I’ve been a proponent of updating the nomenclature for easier reading a long time but I’ve come to realize that’s how you end up with PSscript, so here we are.

I was going to say that the gesture would likely not have been recognized in the late 1800s or whenever this might be, but I was wrong, and flipping the bird was a known insult way back in Roman times, so I am not going to say what I was originally going to and today we learned.

I really like that painting though, who’s the artist?

THEN I can send out these applications that have been sittting on my desk for months…

They live out most of their lives in their cars, and exhaust fumes are clinically proven to be deeply harmful to cognitve ability. I don’t know why we don’t talk about that more. Wait, no, I know exactly why we don’t talk about that more.

“I am an expert in exactly how this specific lugnut works, it pays very well” != “I am a smart man”

Tipis are an extremely smart and comfortable way of living tho, in my opinion. I’d prefer it to owning a house if there was a way to legally do that. Unfortunately some guys came along and stole all the land, so now I have to pay them most of my income I made from working the industries that they built and own in order to survive in a bleak existence where seeing pigeons and rats counts for the majority of my daily interaction with nature.

It made me realize millions of people thought most of Africa lived in huts.

“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”

These entitled motherfuckers…

I live in a country where it has become in a sense illegal not to be listed at an address. If you are not listed at an address, the government flags you as a missing person. If that happens, the banks lock you out of government ID, which is necessary to do basically any type of online banking, and if you have any funds behind an electronic ID wall, you won’t be able to access them.