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Yes, Homer might have been trying to fix a hole in his roof, then possibly met and befriended a roofer named Ray Magini, which is almost certainly an anagram for “Imaginary.” (Homer’s brain was theorized to be a genius because it turned out Ray might or might not have been imaginary!)

Also, I may have wasted my childhood and early adult years.

I could get the same result with ssh-keygen!

When I was pretty young, I attended a sleepover at a friend’s house. I have always been a light sleeper and woke up before anyone else … Only to get concerned and wake up a friend to ask why there was a giant spotlight in the distance.

To be fair, my parents covered every window in their house every night and the room in which I slept wouldn’t have had a good angle to see that directly anyway. He still looked at me like I was a dumbass before he answered, though.

I don’t really handwrite anything these days, but my brother always taught me to put a little upturned curve at the bottom of letters to differentiate them from similar-looking numbers.