My brain feels Expandard
The exact sentence I came to post. Apparently we all think alike.
Thirded.
Thirdard*
Alikeard if you ask me.
Where’s the custard?
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
There you go. I cust too much.
I will always appreciate the blink182 version
So a lizard must be an excess of Liz?
Oh no, people are gonna start being called “Rizzards” soon.
language evolves; it will transform intro “Lizards”
this actually the plan of The Government™ ran by evil reptilian people
I’ve always had a soft spot for the word rizz. Not just is it a shortening of charisma, so more sensible than other zoomer words, but I grew up playing D&D, where wisdom is frequently shortened to Wis, and Cha is bad to say and doesn’t rhyme.
In that case it should be used ironically on people with no rizz
The opposite of Thin Lizzy.
There used to be a lot of excess Lizzo, but she lost weight on GLP1s, like everybody else in Hollywood.
And a leopard?
So, calling someone a bast-ard, implies that their mother slept around on many beds that weren’t the marriage bed. Does that mean it all comes back to calling your mother a whore?
As is every insult
“Yer daddy was a 2 pump chump!”
Edit: Not sure how that comes back to “mom’s a whore”
Because she clearly needed more than two pumps.
Most people do. Not her fault
-the barista staring blankly at me in hopes that I’ll just answer how much mocha syrup I wanted-
ahh so that’s why charizard is so hot
¡Más chorizo!
👏👏👏
This is largely true. English takes ‘-ard’ from Old French. MW defines it as:
one that is characterized by performing some action, possessing some quality, or being associated with some thing especially conspicuously or excessively
The main point is that it’s generally just a pejorative suffix.
Citing the Trésor de la langue française informatisé, however, Wiktionary puts forward a surprisingly cogent counterargument and alternative etymology to the “packsaddle” one for “bastard”.
French still has this feature, for instance a driver is a chauffeur, and a bad driver is a chauffard. Some one who goes overboard with partying is a fêtard, etc.
Why would they have a second pejorative for someone who is excessively overbo?
It’s not “too” something; it’s just being strong (hardy) or remarkable in that trait. A lot of sources list it as derogatory, but it isn’t so in all instances of use.
A wizard is not too wise, but very wise. Renard or Reinhardt is someone who gives good advice or makes good decisions.
The “must” in mustard is juice and pulp which you intend to ferment, because grape must was an ingredient. There’s a lot of debate over whether the “ard” is the one in this post or ardens (burning).
“Wizard” historically had a negative connotation though.
It’s to be expected that an old suffix can have multiple meanings.
It could have a negative connotation. One could be a genuine wise man or essentially a snake oil salesman, so the word could be applied in both ways. It’s like how we use “genius” as an insult; we’re using the word in an ironic and sarcastic way.
Here is a collection of various uses throughout history:
A wizard is not too wise, but very wise.
Thanks, that one was strangard.
I love etymology
Etymology
: A branch of linguistics concerned with etymologies (origin/history of words)Entomology
: A branch of zoology that deals with insects
Why?
Why wouldn’t you?
The -ard is basically “fucking” + nominaliser (if necessary):
- wizard - fucking wise one
- drunkard - fucking drunk one
- coward - fucking tail (the initial part is from Old French “coue” tail, itself from Latin “cauda” tail. Who shows the back in a fight? Someone running away!)
The “nominaliser” part is an artefact of the borrowing, the suffix is from French. Romance languages often use adjectives as if they were nouns, but that doesn’t quite roll in English. In turn French borrowed it from Frankish, it’s apparently cognate of English “hard”.
The etymology of “mustard” is disputed. The first part is likely from Latin “mustum” must; it used to be prepared with young wine. The -ard is typically explained as ardens (fiery, hot). So basically “mustum ardens” hot must. …Capsicum peppers are from the Americas, black pepper and long pepper were expensive, European mediaevalards didn’t really have a lot of spicy flavours to work with, so… I guess mustard was spicy for them?
I’m going to turn “wizard” back into an insult. Some smart-aleck tries to act bougie: “fuck off, wizard”
Pronounce it
/ˈwaɪzɝd/for added effect! Don’t go overboard, though, or you may be called a custard.
Interestingly now a “queutard” in french slang is someone who uses his queue (=tail, slang for dick) a lot, or wants to at least.
Fucktards be making fuck all the way to the parking lot.
I’m not sure but I think the suffix in this case would yield “fuckard”. With “fucktard” being interpreted as “fuck [re]tard”. And given “retard” is nowadays interpreted as a slur, I’d discourage it.
Oh man… I can’t believe I missed that origin. Yeah… You’re absolutely right about that.
The -ard here refers to the overabundace of regional channels: HR, WDR, SWR, NDR, BR, RBB, MDR, etc. pp.
Ah yes, in English it apparently means ‘-ly’, in German it means ‘Arbeitsgemeinschaft der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten der Bundesrepublik Deutschland’… I guess some languages are just more expressive than others.
See also: haggard, laggard, braggart (this one changed to a ‘t’ for some reason), dastard, dullard, and a few others. It’s uncommon but it’s out there!
My utterly baseless theory on braggart is that those folks have always been so MF irritating, through history, that people pronouncing the word just tend to do so using a clipped, terse voice.
“Oh, m’lady, pray tell? T’was Kevin spinning such fanciful yarns for thee? (grits teeth) UGH, that braggart”
I don’t care if it’s true.
Dotard!
Today I learned I might be too ret.
The root means “slow”, BTW, so it does get to join that list.
I’m no expert at this, but it seems to be the suffix here is ‘tard’ not ‘ard’, coming from Latin.
The root already has tard in it, from Latin retardare. It also has the word tard in it, French for late. Retard also means late in French.
Does anyone here know? This post also had me wondering about retard.
So when people call me a retard they’re saying I’m overly moist?
That you have an excess of Ret, not Wet.
C’mon, retard, figure it out.
Retard means literally “delayed”, ultimately from latin tardus (also see “tardy”), meaning slow. Doesn’t seem like it comes from the same suffix.
I’m just shitposting, don’t mind me.
Shittard
I love learning new stuff through memes.
“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on
