🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 days agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1458arrow-down112
arrow-up1446arrow-down1imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 days agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·28 days agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·28 days agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·28 days agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·28 days agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·28 days agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
Speaking from experience
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone