Edit: wow, this got a lot of attention

  • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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    Righties can’t separate the human from material value. OP in the screenshot was absolutely gearing up to judge people based on their job, which is a good red flag to avoid someone at all costs.

    Unless they’re a cop. You can judge them all you want.

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    He doesn’t know that the left is more educated. Believed Fox that they’re all unemployed.

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      Well there’s your issue. Too old for the child predators to want to fuck. They’ll never engage in your chosen medium. Can’t say for the bigots.

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    Warehouse worker for a company that sells food over Amazon.

    I inject HRT to every avocado spread we sell so toasts turns children trans and communist and immigrant.

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    I work for for a health insurance company that tries to be a market disruptor that brings prices down. I vote to put myself out of a job at every opportunity, and realize that if my company goes under my only skills are for evil.

    Yeah I’m drunk right now, why do you ask?

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    Somewhere out there, there’s a printout of this, sincerely pinned to a cork board under a thoughtfully arannged web of red yarn.

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      Well, it’ll have to be thoughtfully arranged. They can’t just pop down to Joanns to pick up more so they can’t waste it. Sure you can get stuff online but you can’t feel if that batch will twist how you want it to. It’s just not the same

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        Joann’s conspiracy board section really was the best. Not sure where to get all my thumbtacks from now.

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    IT at a hospital. I make sure to mess with all the data of women who have abortions so right-wingers can’t murder them and their doctors. I also hide all the sex change operations forced on kids under the age of 12

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      I thought the schools were doing the sex change operations after parents dropped them off? It’s hugely inefficient to split the workload between schools and hospitals. I’m a retired software engineer who optimized business practices.

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    I build and repair PCBAs for a company in Texas. I’m the one building the 5G to make the frogs gay.

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    I thought it was the job of frogs to make people gay. Stop stealing jobs from frogs.

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    As a lifelong kitchen worker I truly don’t understand how anyone who works in the service industry can be anything less than the farthest to the left you can be.

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        I can’t find any references to it now when i went googling, but in my first job at McDonalds they automatically enrolled us in the McUnion, which meant that we didnt need to bother with joining a real union.

        16 year old me didn’t see too much of a problem with this. Randomly thought about it recently like what the fuck was that how did they think that would work and then how the fuck did we let that work.

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          Many companies have avoided the whole union issue with profit-sharing, which is actually a nice benefit but also something the company can take away if the employees unionize. But “McUnion” - srsly? Did they have McBenefits lol?

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      Dude, my son-in-law is a huge right wing idiot, and he’s a kitchen worker. It happens. I have no idea how. But yeah.

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    I develop software for the largest underground iron mine in the world. It’s always fun to say “I’m a software engineer, I work with mining” because most people’s reaction is “oh god, not crypto right?”

    It’s not crypto, but we’re still destroying the environment!

    In my free time I homosexually walk my dog, I enjoy gay cooking, I homo read books, I same-sex play games with friends, and queer do a whole bunch of other things.

    <Joke splanation>

    I’m joking on the idea of homosexual marriage, because it’s fun to extrapolate it into us gay-verb everything.

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    I work for a national pharmacy chain that is kind of everywhere in the us.

    I fuck with the perscription data so everyone gets extra doses of the gay pills.